Board Breaker!

by Anonymous

My wife has a horse that keeps breaking fence boards. Not just a few but several! There are so many every week that I'm thinking about starting up my own lumber facility just to keep up!

And ya, I've put up lots of electric fencing, but the stinker knows when it's turned on too! I think my wife turns it off and forgets to turn it back on a lot!

Wouldn't be so bad if I could find some free help to fix them but "no" its always me. Well I'm thinking of just nailing a board to that horses behind that way if another horse breaks his board he'll know what it feels like, a real pain in the butt!

Signed:

Splinters